Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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