"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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