another moral hangover. fuck.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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