We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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