she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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