Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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