I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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