My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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