He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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