we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Randomize
