scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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