Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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