do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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