how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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