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(517): View more from Michigan

They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue

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I'm in love

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(678): View more from Georgia

His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic

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USA! USA! USA!

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(440): View more from Ohio

Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks

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(704): View more from North Carolina

He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.

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(251): View more from Alabama

We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!

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(337): View more from Louisiana

When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.

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