Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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