i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Randomize