If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
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