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(212): View more from New York

Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed

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I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?

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No. I am devastated

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(817): View more from Texas

Midnight walks are trippy

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I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.

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(516): View more from New York

Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.

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(303): View more from Colorado

We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down

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(971): View more from Oregon

I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?

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(704): View more from North Carolina

In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted

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(919): View more from North Carolina

It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight

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