My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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