I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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