I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
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