You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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