She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I FOUND THE LEGS
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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