My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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