i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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