Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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