this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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