So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
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