Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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