i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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