He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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