I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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