2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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