I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I love you.
Bad choice
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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