Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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