i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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