Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
she told me i tasted like america
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
