I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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