i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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