And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Randomize
