32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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