Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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