I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
