why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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