Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
