YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
