Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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