How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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