Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Randomize
