The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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