You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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