Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize