I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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