I saw his package. It spoke to me.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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